Another great line from the office

His cap-a was de-tated from his head

I bet this kid was HIGH when he did this.

New book seems to be very good

I just started reading For one more day by Mitch Albom today so far it seems to be a good book.

Checked it out

I just got to check out the paper that Brennen thought was mine and sure enough. That dont show the whole thing just the master thesis. some of the words have been changed and moved around but they are to much alike. I am going to send them a email right now along with the original article (if I can find it) I am not sure what good it will do.

Not much time to blog I am on lunch.........

I received a email from a old college buddy today who found a term paper of mine online for sale. This was a paper based on mythology of the Maya culture, depicting creation of the world they lived in. I am not to sure how it ended up online but that paper was the most amazing article I ever wrote it gave me a grantee 4.0 in the class. I hope no one ever used it.

Not many agree w/ me but i think that she is one of the prettiest women in the public eye

is there a rule?

I am not sure if there is some type of rule about how long after you leave a relationship you should wait until you being to date again. I almost think i will never date again and that maybe i let the person i was truly suppose to be with get away. i have to stop questioning my decision!

I keep getting all emotional today because of my "girl thing" everything is making me sad than made and everything in between................... I cant even think of what to write about.......i am sleepy.........I am going to go to bed

What a good dream

I had a dream last night about James Ford (soooo sexy) In my dream we made BEAUTIFUL "MUSIC" if you know what I mean wink wink

The essence of real beautiful music

it is pouring outside and the sound is so relaxing

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Reiki

Reiki is a Japanese technique for stress reduction and relaxation that also promotes healing. It is administered by "laying on hands" and is based on the idea that an unseen "life force energy" flows through us and is what causes us to be alive. If one's "life force energy" is low, then we are more likely to get sick or feel stress, and if it is high, we are more capable of being happy and healthy.

Robin preformed this technique on me today which made me feel incredible, he has a gift that he shares with his friends that is amazing, although our session was sort I could feel a change, my body became warm along with his hands I became very calm, and then very emotional it was such a release. We are going to have another session this week as soon as we can get our schedules together and no one is here so we can be in peace. I cant wait
I would suggest this to everyone.

Go Dallas

Cowboys won 34 to 6 (Houston) NICE
T.O scored three TDs

Peace

I have been at peace this evening. I have been alone just reading for the last four hours no noise, no friends, nothing just me. I needed that, my little me time.

I will never drink again!

Men-vs-Women

After recieving the last email of the sex drive count the results were as followed:
Brianne - 225
Terry - 215
Myself- 139
Trisha - 126
Dan - 112
Cory - 124
Amanda- 120
Bright boy steve - 101
Alex - 95
Jake - 86

Out of all the five men and five women, the women thought about sex more in a day then the men I also think that it is a little funny that the two highest counts were the two oldest people and the lowest count were the two youngest people. I dont know if that has anything to do with it but it is interesting

part 2 to my bad day

ok so like i said earlier my water was not working when i woke up, but it was turned back on this afternoon so I leaned over in the tub to turn the water on but forgot that earlier this morning I did not turn the shower head off sooooooooooo I had dirty mud water from where the pipes outside broke rain down on me............................... have a nice day leanna!

whats wrong with me

I have been in such a flawed mood both yesterday and today. I am not sure on what the cause is I keep letting myself get perturb at such insignificant things. That's not me; I tend to not allow things to get to me.

No water

I woke up this morning, started to get my outfit for the day together, went into the bathroom, got undress and turned on the water to take a shower only to find out.......... the water did not work. So i put my pjs back on went downstairs to tell the manager and she tells me that It should be back on in a few hours. what a good start of the day.

My brother is back "again" and he has been staying the night with me because krill is out of town "he does not want to be alone jk" i really have enjoyed it, just hanging out with him and goofing off, i love that boy so much..

Give me a head start and I know I will beat you Terry

I would not trust my kids around this "rap star"

I guess if you really have a passion this could happen

Halloween

I have decided to represent true beauty for Halloween. I will be a Geisha

This post is just for my dad (in michigan)

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This is alana when she is the cutest thing in the world. i love this gal

The highlight of my afternoon

Playing Tony Hawk on a 64" tv and getting a 1,594,394 combo

Nice Costums...not much more to say

Next step of my life.....

Get a driver licences

I am 21 years old now

favorite book ever

Jacob's Ladder

I have read this more times than I can count, the fastest I ever read it was was a total of 12hrs. I must suggest it if you have not read it.

cant sleep? read blogs

I have about 5 or 6 friends blogs that I read pretty much every day (not that I don't like the others they just don't intrigue me) but most of them are recently new friends or at least 10months . so being that I could not sleep at all tonight I decided to go back to the beginning of all of there blogs and speed read them all, I have looked at at least 2000 post tonight and I am still not tired. what to do next?????????
p.s now i know why you called me a copier terry, I didn't know you had already posted Miles Davis John Coltrane, sorry ;)

Into the wild

Ok so a few of my friends tried to take a sneak peak at the movie being film a few blocks away with Sean Penn although they had just got done shooting and they were raping up I still tried to take a pic all non-chalant, it did not come out that well but here it is.

Poor kitty just wants to sleep

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Lost

well Lost was on tonight, it was a good one, I still dont know what the hell is going on but that's ok I am sooooooooooooooooo cracked out on that show I dont need to know what is going on. It can only get better.

Smell This!

I think that the most amazing smell in the world is Johnson's Baby lotion, It's weird I know, but if you have read any of my blogs you would that I am weird...

Ok I did it

I wrote my obituary, (self motivation tool) and it was alittle sad to think about my death but here it is for the world to view. These are all thing that I want to achieve in my life and I thought a good way to visualize them would be write them down in your own obituary.

	Le'Anna Woods In loving Memory
	Born:	January 21, 1985 Muskegon Michigan
	Died:	Ben Harbor Maine

Leanna departed from us leaving more than her beautiful smile. She left her wisdom, her strength and courage. She was born on Jan. 21, 1985 in muskegon MI to Floyd Woods and Debbie Cook. She attended The University of Portland In Portland Or. where she received B.S. in Business Administration. She than received her law degree at Loyola Marymount University. LeAnna served as a prosecutor for three years and rose to the position of Assistant District Attorney before beginning her own legal practice. Leanna also played a major role in amfAR (The American Foundation of AIDS Research) She was happily married to ______________ after she completed Law School at the age of 29. She leave to remember her loving niece Alana Cleveland, who was just like a Daughter (because she NEVER wanted kid,,,OK i had lighten the mood some I STARTED TO GET SAD)

The first call from the X

The phone rang, so I picked it up and looked at the caller I.D and it said John Randall ( the name of the X ) My body started to shake and my heart fell into my stomach, I almost did not answer but I decided that I should. I said hello, but no one would speak I said hello again, than he hung up. I hung the phone up and just started to cry, I am not sure why I was crying, I just wanted to hear is voice, just to let me know that he was ok, I know that he hates me right now but I still love him so much. I did what was best for the both of us....... I think

I have way to much time in my hands, I think I am going to get a 2nd job.

It would have been a great day to go to the Zoo, I just could not fine anyone that wanted to go.....That's sad

If I ever get married this is a must have.........jk

A rare 603 carat white diamond sold for $12.36 million during a news conference yesterday

The U.S. Army recruited more than 2,600 soldiers under new lower aptitude standards this year, helping the service beat its goal of 80,000 recruits in the throes of an unpopular war and mounting casualties.

A women's sex drive

A recent study found that women think about sex 180 times in a day, men only think about it 150 times a day . It makes you wonder how any of us get anything done at all. Your sex drive is controlled by your hormone testosterone, although men have more testosterone than women, it takes less testosterone for a women's sex drive to be high therefore allowing women to think about it more often than men. So I have decide to do an experiment, I am going to have a few friends keep track of how many times they actually think about it, then I will post the results. If you would like to join please be my guess and than post your results on my comments.

Hug it out B****

The work day of H***

I think that I have had the worst day at work today. I am not sure what it was, I felt great going to work, but little things “people” started to really pichi my nerves. They began training someone new who has now been there for like 2 weeks or so, but that person acted as if they own the place and really left me to do A LOT of the work. I don’t get mad very easy, things don’t really piss me off but today was a breaking point. I feel really bad for being a B**** to this person but they got on my bad side, and in my humble opinion they are not that great at there job, sorry for being honesty but this person wont be reading my blog. I even gave her sympathy for being new and all, but these issue were not Starbucks stuff this was general working anywhere stuff i.e. if there is a line of 15 people wanting coffee you don’t get on the phone to call your friend to tell them when you get off. I think that is general knowledge. I even kept a beautiful smile on my face when she was doing all these things wrong, helping her and letting her know the right way but the phone thing happen like 4 time in 2 hours (no I am not over doing that statement, I counted) ok now I have vented both to my shift leader and my fellow readers so I will let it go and enjoy the rest of this beautiful Monday.

Blogging is so much deeper than some think

Some of my friends/family have been asking me why do I blog "most of them think that it is absurd" but to me it's alot more than that "and by the way for it to be so absurd they all read my blog" It is so much easier to express yourself this way although so many people read it, very rarely do people question things I put on here we usually don't even discuss it. So to answer your questions about why I blog, its because I can, and if I want to share my views on life or love or anything else in the world I have every right to do so. This is my outlet most of you have an outlet as well, just some may have to pay $200.00 an hour for it.

What happen to the Cowboys today?

my brother wanted me to post a pic of him on my blog, and write something so here it goes. Hi I am Tyree this is a pic of me giving YOU the finger so have a nice day.

Here lies the latest victim of spinach

Obituary

I was sent a email from a friend who had told me that I should write my obituary. As I thought about it I believe that it would be a great self motivational tool just to see what I want to achieve before I die. So i will post it soon

Amazing

Julian Beever is an English artist who's famous for his art on the pavement in England , France , Germany , USA , Australia and Belgium . Beever draws images that give a 3D image when viewed at the right angle.

Anyone want to go as her for halloween?

sorry to my fellow bloggers

so i was going true a friends old blogs today and realized that I post something that they had already post a while back, you know who you are, so sorry about copying.

This is way I don't go out anymore

I went with a friend tonight to the East and It was sooooooooo terrible, not to say anything bad about the people there that I knew " i love you guys" it just was not my style. I rather of just stayed home in my Pj's and watch a movie on my couch. The music was to loud you could not even hold a conversation, the air was stuffy, the drinks cost an arm an a leg. It just was not worth it. So after being there for a hour we left "thank god" I do think that I am over with any type of lounge, bar, club, or anything of the sort, unless it is a jazz club, that I can deal with.

Stress becomes me

after sleeping for about 20 mins tonight I woke up not being able to catch my breath. I was frighten out of my mind, but my gasping sounds were not enough to waken my roommate. I started to realize that I was having a major panic attack and I try to think of the steps my doc. Told me to do in this situation. After calming myself down I notice how terrible ill I felt inside and well I started praying to the porcelain gods. After laying looking at the wall for a while I decided to check my blood sugar, remembering the disgusting Crack in the box I had for dinner
and it was 251. Which for those who don’t know is WAY to high. I am not to sure what caused my episode but something is telling me that the food and my stress had something to do with it.

the x factor

how come after the break up you can never think of any of the bad things that happen, only the good Why cant I just move on and stop thinking about you? you are driving me insane!!!!!!!!

The Way

I went with a friend "Keylan" to a young adult christen group tonight, and I really felt at home. I had forgotten how the word of god made me feel inside. I am not sure if it is the music or the feeling of knowing that I am in the house of the lord but I seem to always get brought to my keens in prayer. As much as I like going to these type of events when I get home I always find myself evaluating my life and what I am doing in it that God would not approve of. Then I envision the love that our lord speaks about in 1 Corinthians 13 Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I have become sounding brass or a clanging cymbal. And though I have the gift of prophecy, and understand all mysteries and all knowledge, and though I have all faith, so that I could remove mountains, but have not love, I am nothing. And though I bestow all my goods to feed the poor, and though I give my body to be burned, but have not love, it profits me nothing.
Love suffers long and is kind; love does not envy; love does not parade itself, is not puffed up; does not behave rudely, does not seek its own, is not provoked, thinks no evil; does not rejoice in iniquity, but rejoices in the truth; bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things.
Love never fails. But whether there are prophecies, they will fail; whether there are tongues, they will cease; whether there is knowledge, it will vanish away. For we know in part and we prophesy in part. But when that which is perfect has come, then that which is in part will be done away.
When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things. For now we see in a mirror, dimly, but then face to face. Now I know in part, but then I shall know just as I also am known.
And now abide faith, hope, love, these three; but the greatest of these is love. This is the love that I want to have, not just for others but for myself as well.

leagal research beyond google

The Internet "google" has now even taken control of the judicial system.

Talk about having the Holy Ghost

Wis. lawmaker wants teachers to carry guns

Should teachers be able to carry firearms to class? Some people think so.

The purpose of Soul Food

I can remember being a young girl watching my grandmother in the kitchen cooking food for the family, and how much of a big deal it was. The men would be in the living room talking mess to one another and watching some type of game on the television. The women would do the same "talk mess" and cook. At the age I was, I never thought to much about it I just love being apart of it. Now as I get older I see that the amazing soul food that was being prepared was for more than just eating, it was for us all to bond together and to stay as a close family. I now like carrying that tradition on with this side of my family and friends. Although tonight was a night for me to just cook for just a few of my family, I love the feeling of them enjoying the food as well as each others company, we catch up on each others life, we laugh at each other and just reassure each other on the love we have.

this is weird I know

I have this weird fixation on empty pic. frames. In some way I think that they are so beautiful. I am not so sure where this came from but its my thing. Is that crazy?

Bring it on I am soooo ready

Harry Potter and Wicca

Laura Mallory, a mother of four, told a hearing officer for the Gwinnett County Board of Education on Tuesday that the popular fiction books are an "evil" attempt to indoctrinate children in the Wicca religion.

Board of Education attorney Victoria Sweeny said that if schools were to remove all books containing reference to witches, they would have to ban "Macbeth" and "Cinderella."

"There's a mountain of evidence for keeping Harry Potter," she said, adding that the books don't support any particular religion but present instead universal themes of friendship and overcoming adversity.

Two thumbs down for the first show on the new season

The first show for the new season of Lost was horrible! I don't know what was going on, and I could not even pay attention to it. The only part that was ok was the last five mins and I was mad at that because it made me cry and I don't like it when a show makes me cry...... I guess I should not complain because I still will watch it until the show goes off air

This should be good

Al Gore - a live presentation and discussion about the most critical issue of our times as seen in the film and book an inconvenient truth
October 24 @ the theater of clouds

TONIGHT IS THE SEASON PREMIERE OF LOST

"A Tale of Two Cities"
SEASON PREMIERE
In the season premiere episode, Jack, Kate and Sawyer begin to discover what they are up against as prisoners of "The Others." I am so addicted to this show it's crazy. I love it!!!!

You can meet a 1000 people and only have a connection with one. To find someone that you are genuinely interested in spending time with is rare thing. Most people believe that if the opposite sex spend time with each other it automatically means that then want to “sleep” together or “date” each other, which I don’t believe is the case. You can fall in love with a person and not want any type of physical affection, but just to be part of there life. To know who they are, and what they can teach you. I will befriend anyone that I believe is an amazing person.

Friendship is something that is hard to find but even harder to keep.

This is some info. on a very rare condition

Vaginismus (occurring in less than 2% of women in the US) is a condition which affects a woman's ability to have sexual intercourse, insert tampons and undergo gynecological examinations. This is the result of a conditioned muscle reflex of the pubococcygeus muscle in which they clamp shut, making penetration either extremely painful or impossible. The severity of vaginismus varies from woman to woman.

It is important to remember that the woman does not choose for this to happen; it is a reflex reaction. Vaginismus can be compared to the response of the eye shutting when an object comes towards it. A woman with vaginismus learns to expect pain to come with penetration and so her mind automatically sends a signal to her PC muscles to clamp shut, thus making penetration either impossible or very painful.

The conditioned reflex creates a vicious circle for vaginismic women. It is a common misconception that these women do not want to have sex as a lot of the time, they desperately do.

There is no one reason that a woman may have vaginismus and in fact, there are a variety of factors that can contribute. These may be psychological or physiological and the treatment required will usually depend on the reason why the woman has the condition. Some examples of causes of vaginimus include sexual abuse, strict religious upbringing, being taught that sex is dirty or wrong or simply the fear of pain associated with penetration, and in particular, losing your virginity. These are just some of the reported reasons behind vaginismus and there are many, many more. It is a very personal condition and so each case must be looked at individually as causes and treatment can not be generalised to all women with vaginismus.

Most women who suffer from vaginismus do not realise they have it until they try to insert a tampon or have sex for the first time and so it may come as quite a shock to them. The condition will not get worse or more serious if left untreated unless the woman is continuing to have sex/use tampons despite feeling pain on penetration.

Just a little info to anyone that may wounder what this condition was.

check out these pic, this is the only person cuter then me!!!! My neice

all we need is love

I am not to sure why people cant just say how they feel at times, whether it be to a family member, a friend or someone that they like. We hold things inside and don't let them out and you then face the possibility of them never knowing so I want to tell the world "I LOVE YOU" mom, Tyree, abrah, dad, grandma, Alana, all my aunts, all my uncles, all of my friends (old and new) I love you all.

Krill told me so!

My good friend Krill once told me that when ever I decided to leave John that I would have no problem meeting a ton of people that would be interested in "dating" me. I am not sure why I did not take that to heart " think it is because I don't look like the gals in the magazines" but I needed to just realize what a amazing person I was. Now she right I cant believe how many people have asked me out, i am soooo not use to this but I do like it. I just know that I don't really want to be in any type of relationship now, I need a break after 6 years.........

My day at Sauvie's Island

We had a very exciting time today, Brianne and myself. We sat by the water and just felt at ease with our surroundings. No cars, no Internet and no loud music. Just us and the sand between our toes. We then proceeded to a garden where we picked flowers. We ended our long relaxing day with a trip to the pumpkin patch where we bought a ton of vegetables for dinner and of course pumpkins. We did some crazy corn field maze that was fun but at the same time it was a little nark. Over all it was a very pleasant day, just spending time with one of my girls.

Joanna Newsome

Sunday, December 3
Portland, OR
Aladdin Theater

I heard her music at my friend Terry's house and I fell in love with her. I cant wait to see her show, I think it will be a great show.

I have the most interesting news, I amazingly sleep 7 hours last night. That is such a big deal because I t has not happen in so long. Thanks to everyones ideas on what I should do. Now if I can just keep it up

I have been sitting at the computer tiring to think of what to say about my date today. I realize that I cant say much, I had good time, I really enjoyed the person and the conversation. It will be nice to see him again this week when he is back in town but until then. Thanks for lunch.