Inspire

Ernest L. Woodward:
So great has been the endurance, so incredible the achievement, that, as long as the sun keeps a set course in heaven, it would be foolish to despair of the human race.

Ralph Waldo Emerson:
So much of our time is preparation, so much is routine, and so much retrospect, that the path of each man's genius contracts itself to a very few hours.

Samuel Johnson:
Some desire is necessary to keep life in motion.

Thomas Fuller:
Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away.

Jane Rubietta:
Someone may have stolen your dream when it was young and fresh and you were innocent.

It seems so quite when no one is around it makes everything so surreal. Although when I am alone I am able to research and study more, I love when I have my friends all around me, I was born to entertain so having people over to entertain is what I really enjoy doing. So when I am alone I get almost depressed because I am not use to it. Maybe I need a dog, I guess the best thing for me to do is savor this time I have by myself, use it to get to know me even more.

"Sex" party

I was invited to a Pleasure Party today and well, I dont know if that is an insult or what. I kinda want to go just because I never been to one. And on the other hand I dont because I dont want anyone to think I cant get any "if you know what I mean" because I can I just dont want to waste this good lovein on just anyone lol. And to sit in a room with a bunch of girls and most likely some gay guys, and look a sex toys just does not really put me in a party mood, cause I know at the end of the night I will just be going home alone...................sorry dad if you read this.

Is that your type?

I keep watching my friends and I see the people that they like and/or are dating and I always thought "well they don't really seem like each others type" then I thought about it how do you really know if someone is your type? Just ending a six year relationship I don't really have a type because I have only dated one person really in my whole life. So for those six years that person was my type but that was "high school sweetheart" stuff, but now being a women I have changed and with me changing I think that my type can change. Maybe type A and type B person would turn into something great, two different worlds connecting bringing two different styles to a friendship/relationship, sometimes I don't even no what the hell I am talking about...........

Kids!!!!

I was watching this women today at Starbucks as she was drinking her tall, dry, cappuccino, talking on the her phone just doing whatever she was doing, while her maybe 8 year old daughter sat at the table and seem to be in torment.

I don't know why I was thinking so hard about this little girl, maybe it was the to many rum and cokes from the night before but I felt bad for her . It seemed to me her mother did not even know she was there. So I started to ask myself why would a person bring unwanted kids into this over populated world? It seems almost selfish to do such a thing like having kids and then realize that you did not want them in the first place.

The things that the U.S army has now been subject to do to keep our country safe.

After the September 11 terrorist attacks, Gary Weddle followed the news so closely he forgot to shave. After a week he decided not to shave until Osama bin Laden was caught or killed.

A new class is starting

"Useful for those who plan to travel in the Middle East"

Who's that lady lady?

Well there is not much to say about this. It's my friend, Thomas, and well he wanted to show his Metro sexual side!!!! Kinda looks like Justin from American Idol!

Home Sweet Home

A funny group conversation

L says:
hi terry this is alex leanna's roomate i haven't met you yet but i've heard about you from your cousin

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
i hope it was good

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
and nice to meet you alex

L says:
nice to meet you too...

L says:
and ofcourse it was good

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
how was your evening and the dinner?

L says:
what r you doing? why are you not over here kickin it?

L says:
dinner was good...

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
remember that peoples opinions rarely divulge all the truth...

L says:
cheese sticks

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
where did you eat?

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
mmmm

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
yummy yummy

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
where the party @ now?

L says:
we ate at red robins.... no party just chillen

L says:
at the casa del alex y leanna

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
chillin is what i do best

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
and it sounds as if you guys are pretty good @ it as well

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
house of the alex and leanne

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
si senor

L says:
yea that's what we do best

L says:
yes the house of alex and leanna

L says:
si si

L says:
lol

L says:
what are you doing?

L says:
at home all by urself?

L says:
or maybe not by urself

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
i am basically alone

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
brecca is here but she and i are on our respective computers doig our own thing

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
she had a bad day and doesnt wish to speak to anyone

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
so i am obliging her

L says:
nice... if you don't mind me asking who is brecca?

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
she is a pal of mine

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
you will meet her one day im sure

L says:
good stuff

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
she is around a lot

L says:
yea i'm sure i will if i ever meet yopu

L says:
you

L says:
but leanna and thomas say hi

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
hello to both from moi

L says:
`so mr terry i hear that you teach history?

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
not yet but soon

L says:
r u excoted

L says:
wow can't spell

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
yes i am excoted

L says:
lol

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
i am quite excoted

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
i start too soon for my liking

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
i am not adequately prepared imho

L says:
yea you are... have some faith

L says:
it's kinda funny because they don't know i'm talking to you they

L says:
're jsut taling

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
i am confident i will do well but i could have been better prepared

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
what do they assume youre doing>?

L says:
on myspace of something

L says:
i never liked history the teacher i had just talked the hole time and so i just zoned in and out

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
i might talk a lot.. i will admit

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
but i am exciting as well!

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
i think we will do fine together

L says:
who? us? or your students?

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
my students and i

L says:
lol that's what i thought

L says:
i like the sun

L says:
lol sorry i'm getting a little carried away.... i was in the special classes back in the day

L says:
shit ass fuck monkey

L says:
love thomas

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
bitch shitting fuck tards

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
love, jesus

L says:
for god so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whoever should belive in him
shall not perish but have everlasting life

L says:
love....satin

L says:
satine

L says:
lol

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
satan!?!

L says:
THE DEVIL

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
ze devil

L says:
lol

L says:
zeke hr-[eil

L says:
zeke hiel

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
zieg heil

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
i love hitler too!


wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
what a coincidence!

L says:
fucking ass shiters

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
lol

L says:
i hope you are fucking kidding bitch

L says:
FUCK YOU

L says:
we're going to be outta the butt and into the fuck....

L says:
if we don't come up with 36 dollars

L says:
UPDATE

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
remember the interest

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
it fucks the numbers up

L says:
nobody gives a fuck

L says:
bullshit

L says:
bob sagget

L says:
he's my dad

L says:
i love him

L says:
i'm jealous of his wife

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
he is hot as sin

L says:
i want to be his trim

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
lol

L says:
yea you likey?

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
not a fan of the site, but a fan of your comments no doubt

L says:
lol i got some help with me

L says:
you wanna play a game called just the tip?

L says:
love thomas

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
i always lose that game

L says:
lol

L says:
we're fucking rolling over here

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
i am glad i can be of service

L says:
in my country we like to make shave on de teste satchel for to make smooth for de ladies

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
in my country...

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
that line is going to be so famous in a year

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
that movie will rock

L says:
i thought you were suppose to be a teacher? no inspirational words after that?

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
nope

L says:
don't talk shit about total

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
i am working on too little sleep to be a positive influece on anyone right now

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
i love total

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
just the right flake to not flake ratio

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
no colors though

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
that sucks

L says:
i want to misuse your body....

L says:
love thomas

L says:
terd tyrant

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
go to my blog right now and watch the fat kid videos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

L says:
that was so funny

L says:
lol

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
i love that kid

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
to whom am i speaking?

L says:
i think he's going to be so fucked up when he is older

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
i agree

L says:
he's going to have the worst pick up lines

L says:
you're speaking to everyone

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
although he is simply being fed the lines through an earpiece, i dont think those are his lines

L says:
yea that's what thomas was saying

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
smart kid that thomas

L says:
yea sometimes

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
lol
L says:

i heard that you are really smart

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
nope

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
just smarter than thomas

L says:
hey fuck you epice of fucking shit i will nfucking t-bag your ass bitch. dont fuck with my ass
FUCK

L says:
love thomas

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
you misspelled piece

L says:
i was typeing fast BITCH

L says:
lol

L says:
lol

L says:
sorry we're not teachers over here

L says:
just students

L says:
leanna wants

L says:
i mean thomas wants

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
wants what?

L says:
sie morchte dich kussen und fricken

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
ich weiß

L says:
nicht sehen was ich haben gesagt butte

L says:
ss

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
du hast daß zu mir weider gesagt.

L says:
das tut mihr leid

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
ich will nicht

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
so was tutst du?

L says:
mein deuetch ist nicht so gut

L says:
how do you do thee SS

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
es ist sehr gut

L says:
danke

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
alt+225

L says:
cool

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
yeßßß

L says:
=5

L says:
not working

L says:
aufwiedershehen

L says:
ich sehe dich morgen hoffentlich

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
hold down alt and type 225 on the number pad not at the top

wasmachstdugern@hotmail.com says:
toodles for now all

L says:
toodles

1 of the SAT questions I got wrong

What is the sum of 5 consecutive integers if the middle one is 70?

1. 14
2. 75
3. 272
4. 330
5. 350

If you know that the 5 integers are consecutive, and you know the value of the middle one, then you can find the value of each of these integers. Once you know the integers, you can find their sum. Well at the time I could not remember that oh well.

"Sorry that the story of my capture overshadowed the really important news story of a judge ruling that Bush's wiretapping program was illegal. Sorry, but the blame goes to you, the media."

CHAVEZ: It's me... Hugo Chavez, the president of Argentina... Fidel, do you recognize me?

CASTRO: I do, but the U.S. doesn't..."

Worst pick up lines ever

I'm so tired, but if I sleep I may miss the world

I dont want to be awake but my body cant comprehend being alseep

So I pace, I pace back and forth reading writing and listening to my heart

Listening to what it may say to do next to occupie my time

I learn about myself when I am sleepy

I learn how much I can take before I break myself.

I have not yet been broken so I stay awake

I have been analyzing everything I could think to do

The biggest thing that I have found out is,

I have many years left ahead

but still not enough time to waste on sleep

Bad habits in some form.

I guess if you have a habit that is limiting the things that you use to do then you should stop. Then why don't we stop? Human's are so weak to the to flesh of another, weak to the pressure of stress, and the pressure of society. In some way shape or form we all have habits that we need to break. It may be smoking, drinking, "loving" to much, or it may be just netwoking, when it starts interfering with the ones you love then it is time to stop........So whats stoping me? Am I to weak? Who know's.

So I am reading a book right now called, Life's only Erection (it has nothing to do with what you think) but I am confused by what they are trying to tell. They say that the most exciting part of my life or the biggest thrill I will have is death. What kind of "erection" is that?

The Worst AnalogiesEver Written in a High School Essay

They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.

He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again.

The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.

McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty Bag filled with vegetable soup.

From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and "Jeopardy" comes on at 7 p.m. instead of 7:30.

Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.

Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access T:flw.quid55328.com\aaakk/ch@ung but gets T:\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung by mistake.

He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.

The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.

Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man."

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

The thunder was ominous-sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.

His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.